top of page
Writer's pictureMeggi Bogle

Holy Bitch Diary: August 6, 2023

šŸ“–August 6, 2023.

šŸ¦ˆOMG, when, when, when will the Orekhov assholes be taken out of my home. How I want to be engaged only in the creation of products, and not to spend my intellectual, financial and human resources on the constant laundering of shit thrown in my direction. However, if these non-humans have a brain made of shit, it is obvious that only a homogeneous quality can created by such a brain. Actually, only a person with a brain of shit can sincerely believe that in order to make #8 plug-and-play business tracker, Hiro neuronet connector, Hasheight, Smartlinks, and other products invented and created by me, it is enough to steal descriptions of inventions on filed patent applications, constituent documents from me, replace the sheets in them, removing my name, and add Varivoda and Sidorov instead of me, liquidate HASHEIGHT RUSSIA AND CIS LLC and Smart Expert LLC, to create one-man offices instead of them in Lipetsk, Moscow and St. Petersburg, and proceed to the actual "production process" - molding of feces perfectly mastering by VTB, AFK Sistema, Alfa Bank, MTS, Tinkoff. With the help of an intellectual resource with a brain of shit. My friends, with a brain made of shit, you can only poop, but not create. When will this become clear to you? However, any detective story or fairy tale in the plot always has one closed room, which is opened at the end. Of course, this is the murder of my parents and sister, and a lot of other curious knowledge about the contribution to my life of people whom I sincerely considered my relatives and friends. But that's not what I prepared for the end of bastards, being a graduate of Oxford University. The thing is, they stole the wrong invention descriptions. More precisely, they stole the pro forma abstracts with a description of the final product, without receiving the actual engineering, technological, software, interface parts. Grabbing what they thought was valuable in my documents, they thought they had caught the idea and began to shit prototypes to fit them into their "ecosystems" - a scaled consolidated crap consisting of hastily assembled similar databases and web interfaces with mobile applications. Of course, they did not catch the main and core idea - I am talking about creating devices of a completely different class, based on other technologies. I will no longer feed the brains of thieves with valuable ideas. In short, all products created by me involve software and hardware-technological parts based on completely different methods of interaction with users and technologies. Wipe your ass with your Sitronics and the Gosuslug portal, they won't work with my devices. Shit with physics is not mated, something like that. On this optimistic note, I want to tell an anecdote.

An oligophrenic boy is walking through the forest, looking, a sorceress is sitting in a clearing. The sorceress says: - Boy, I will fulfill any three of your wishes. - Wow cool! - says the oligophrenic boy. - I want to have big ears like an elephant, and so that they are still hairy and huge! The sorceress was surprised, but says: - Well, a strange desire, of course, but if you want, then please. She waved her magic wand - and time! The oligophrenic boy has giant furry elephant ears. - Wow! - shouted the oligophrenic boy, - just like I wanted! The sorceress replies: - Look, be careful in the following desires. The oligophrenic boy says: - And now I want a tail like a snake, and also furry! The sorceress waved her wand - and the boy grew a long snake tail, all covered with fur. - Hooray! - shouted the oligophrenic boy. - And now I want fangs like a giant vampire! The sorceress waved her wand for the third time, and the oligophrenic boy grew giant fangs. - Well, - says the sorceress, - are you satisfied now? - Certainly! - shouted the oligophrenic boy. The sorceress says: - Why didn't you ask me to make you beautiful, smart and healthy? The oligophrenic boy says: - What, so it was possible?

Moral: Never underestimate a woman who has been graduated from Oxford. When the catcher catches a snitch (murdered father, murdered mother, murdered sister), the party is over. They corpses make you close to my inventions never. When you have only a hammer ("ecosystem"), then everything else looks like a nail. Including any animated living creatures that you also want to hammer. Corpses cannot help you to ride using the physics.

šŸ¦ˆšŸ–¤šŸŽžFollow me:

4 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

Comments


bottom of page